Person: how's school goin-
Me: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAAAAAS
Person: what are you planning to do after you graduate?
Me: ANND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
Person: How'd your exam go?
Me: IF YOU'RE NOT INTO YOGA
Person: ....are you okay?
ME: AND YOU HALF A BRAAAIIN

No matter how dark and scary the world may be…. There will always be light.

nintendontdodrugs:

even horses want the iphone.

llovetmills:

Unboxing the 6. Can’t wait to use this thing

llovetmills:

Unboxing the 6. Can’t wait to use this thing

testicolous:

people are actually buying the iphone 6

stop-the-illuminati-now:

#44: iphone 6 is illuminati